Funny Jokes...Part 1

1-A man was beaten up by robbers on a road to London. He lay there, half dead and in bad shape. A Vicar came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. Next, a monk came by but also walked quickly on the other side. Finally, a social worker came along, looked at the man and said "Whoever did this needs help!"

2-What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

3-It wasn't the apple that caused the trouble in the Garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground.

4-What did the cross eyed school teacher say to his disruptive children? - "I can't control my pupils."